stuck in fishbowl. ugh.

ugh. jeez. i've been nursing this damn drippy phlegmy ass cold for SO many days now and it is SO time for it to go the hell away... oh but nooooooooo.... it seems to have planted its alien hosts into my chest thereby creating this donkey braying type cough sound that has recently been resulting in totally nasty snot chunk upheaval and makes me a pretty hot and classy person to be around right now. plus, when you talk to me, i can't hear you. which means that i am also a dazzling conversationalist at the moment.